HOW COME YOU SO UGLY

How come you so ugly, you give me such a fright

Look like the kind o’ creature that don’t come out till night

* How come you so ugly, you lookin’ oh so bad

* (I know this aint no fad / look like you’re goin’ mad)

Could this be just a nightmare, the worst I ever had

How come you so ugly

I want to be a good boy, don’t want to cause no fuss

I know you need a girlfriend, someone you can trust

I’ll walk you to the corner, and then you’re on your own

I thought I heard your mama callin’, I hate to leave you all alone

Chorus

I know you’ve got a good heart, at least as good as mine

I know you love the good life, you like to taste the wine

But somethin’ aint right here, maybe next time around

You won’t go scarein’ everybody, won’t have to run you out o’ town

How come you so ugly

Would you stand back baby cause I wanna get a better look

I’m speakin’ on behalf of all the dudes that pull the strings

You ought to count yourself lucky, it’s only as bad as it seems

I know you’re lookin’ ugly, I know there’s no recourse

You’re narly and you’re ugly, to boot you smell like a horse

Chorus

Gary Ogan