NEW DYNAMIC

 
 
Chain the door, shut the lights
Keep the kids in tonight
Call your mom, say it’s no big deal
 
Close the blinds, no one home
No one walks around alone
Might sound crazy, it’s crazy but real
 
No don’t you panic, I’m your man
I seen it comin’, here’s the plan
I must leave but there’s a secret place for you
 
When the time comes, count the kids
Count the cats, don’t flip your lid
Hasten to that shangrila rescue
 
Yeah it’s down the hallway, take a right
Lift the latch and down the pipe
Is everything you’ll need for 50 years
 
Hey, it’s the best that I could do
I’ll be in touch in a year or two
Remember who loves you dears
 
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It’s the new dynamic
Everyone has it don’t you
Said the new dynamic
It’s ever so spastically true
And it’s guaranteed to get you through
 
If I could change, yes I would
But I know it ain’t no good
Daddy must’ve handed down this curse
 
Yeah, I’m only one but we’re all the same
Everybody wants to play this game
And everybody want to get there first
 
So what’s the meaning? Let me pose,
I ain’t here to wipe your nose
No I ain’t here to make everything right
 
So get a grip, shake a leg
Don’t expect no one to beg
Don’t expect the fish to bite
Because they might be outta sight
 
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In case you missed it, what was hip
Became passe’, became a blip
On the radar of your mind
So, got to make it through somehow
Seen too much to turn back now
Hit the gas, and leave that past behind

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©2010 Ogan Music BMI